A Song by Ron Lipsman
Sung to the tune of Piano Man

(With sincere apologies to Billy Joel)

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It’s nine AM on a Wednesday
As the cabinet slowly shuffles in.

Hillary’s right here sitting next to me,

Thinking “How in the hell did he win?”

She says, “Barack, can you tell me a secret?

It’s just killing me; I really must know.

  Rahm told me once;

  Man, that guy was a dunce;

Where you born in the Belgian Congo?

[Refrain]
Sing us a song, you’re Obama-man,

But you’ve got us feeling uptight.

There’s Biden, Holder and Geithner.
My pal Tim, he wrecked the currency.

  Yea Eric’s a bigot

  And Joe is an idiot;

I’m thinking Larry, Moe and Curly.

And way down the table sits Gates,
My one token from the GOP.

But I think that it’s time to get rid of him,

Since I plan to deep six the Navy.

Now I’m really proud of Obamacare
And Dodd-Franks was very good news.

  They’re exploding the debt

  Unsustainable, and yet…

I‘ll just put all the blame on the Jews.

But they blame me for America’s decline;
Can’t they see, making the US like France

Is an amazing idea of mine?

Sing us a song, you’re Obama-man,

But you’ve got us feeling uptight.

Half the nation thinks I’m a socialist,
And the others that I practice Islam.

  But they’d really raise a stink

  If they knew that I think

That America’s eternally damned.

‘Cause Washington was a dirty slave-owner
And Hamilton was probably a quear.

  Jefferson raped Sally

  In a dark Monticello alley;

Man, what am I doing here!

Sing us a song, you’re Obama-man,

But you’ve got us feeling uptight.

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