Obama-man

Obama-man

A Song by Ron Lipsman
Sung to the tune of Piano Man
(With sincere apologies to Billy Joel)
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It’s nine AM on a Wednesday
As the cabinet slowly shuffles in.
Hillary’s right here sitting next to me,
Thinking “How in the hell did he win?”
She says, “Barack, can you tell me a secret?
It’s just killing me; I really must know.
  Rahm told me once;
  Man, that guy was a dunce;
Where you born in the Belgian Congo?
[Refrain]
Sing us a song, you’re Obama-man,

Sing us a song tonight;
Well we’re all in the mood for prosperity,
But you’ve got us feeling uptight.

There’s Biden, Holder and Geithner.
My pal Tim, he wrecked the currency.
  Yea Eric’s a bigot
  And Joe is an idiot;
I’m thinking Larry, Moe and Curly.
And way down the table sits Gates,
My one token from the GOP.
But I think that it’s time to get rid of him,
Since I plan to deep six the Navy.
Now I’m really proud of Obamacare
And Dodd-Franks was very good news.
  They’re exploding the debt
  Unsustainable, and yet…
I‘ll just put all the blame on the Jews.

Well I managed to kill Bin Laden,

But they blame me for America’s decline;
Can’t they see, making the US like France
Is an amazing idea of mine?
Sing us a song, you’re Obama-man,

Sing us a song tonight;
Well we’re all in the mood for prosperity,
But you’ve got us feeling uptight.

Half the nation thinks I’m a socialist,
And the others that I practice Islam.
  But they’d really raise a stink
  If they knew that I think
That America’s eternally damned.
‘Cause Washington was a dirty slave-owner
And Hamilton was probably a quear.
  Jefferson raped Sally
  In a dark Monticello alley;
Man, what am I doing here!
Sing us a song, you’re Obama-man,

Sing us a song tonight;
Well we’re all in the mood for prosperity,
But you’ve got us feeling uptight.

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